Warning *NWS* KfJ's Found Poop Series thread! Serious these pics r probably not for u

kungfu jesus · 03-18-2009, 08:52 PM

In this post I have three photos and three stories….

I should start by saying I am not a weirdo. I’ve just had three opportunities in the not to distant past to take some odd photos. I was clearing photos out tonight and noticed I kind of had a theme going so I thought what the heck why not post them and tell the stories about how I came to have these photos.

Quite some time ago I walked into the restroom at work and headed for a stall. When I got to the stall this is what I found. I was so disgusted by the fact that my own coworkers (touted as some of the smartest people in the world) were so whack that they couldn't be bothered with flushing such a colossal beast that I simply had to take a picture. I'm being completely honest when I say I don't know why I felt the need to photograph the poop but i did. Once I had the photo I ended up showing it to a couple folks and even made it the picture that shows up when my ex wife calls my cell.

At this point I assume you know what’s coming so continuing to scroll is your choice.

One day about a month ago now I was sitting at my desk when my coworker comes in and tells me I have to come with him to see something. Idiot that I am I go…

We get to the restroom and he tells me to plug my nose and check out the middle stall. I idiot that I am I do it.

Here is what I found. Look closely and you will see clothing, poop, an uncountable number of ass gaskets, and of course toilet paper. Seems someone in my building had an early morning accident and ended up removing and then shoving all of his clothes into the toilet. Socks… undies… shirt… and pants are all in there. Somehow all his clothes made it into the toilet but when it came to actually shitting in the toilet he missed. Twice.

So by now my wife knows me as poop photog and one day while out on a walk she headed for some public restrooms. When she got there the door was closed but not locked. Seems someone before her thought that the doors were locked and didn’t have time to check see if they really were or not. Naturally when she returned the first thing she says to me is “baby do you have your camera?” I said of course I do. Why?

MotoPhotog · 03-19-2009, 07:58 AM

Curiousity got the best of me so i checked this out on my BB.

Though i laughed at your commentary particularly about scenario 2... You are a sick and twisted dude!!!

kungfu jesus · 03-19-2009, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MotoPhotog

Curiousity got the best of me so i checked this out on my BB.

Though i laughed at your commentary particularly about scenario 2... You are a sick and twisted dude!!!

Thanks for the comments. I agree I am a little twisted but at the same time the intent here really wasn't to be gross. I was definitely going for funny. I personally found it hilarious when it hit me that I was the proud owner of three poop photos!

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Turk

lol. awsome stories. I like the lighting on the second one. I wish you would have used a different angle though...

Funny thing about photographing poop is you never want to spend too much time prepping for the shot. You sort of have to take the gorilla photog approach and just get in there, get the shot and gtfo!! Should you decide to take up the hobby you will fast figure this out. Only takes one good wiff.

WarriorDriver · 03-23-2009, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kungfu jesus

Funny thing about photographing poop is you never want to spend too much time prepping for the shot.

There is a signature quote for ya

kungfu jesus · 03-24-2010, 10:54 PM

Havent been around much. Was overseas for much of the winter. Glad to be back in town though. The weather has been great so I've been getting in some great hikes. Between the travel, the divorce and breaking my leg last year i haven't been able to get out in a long time so i'm starting slow.

Did an overnight last weekend and found an outhouse along the way.

first thing that came to mind when i opened the door was this thread.

03-18-2009, 08:52 PM	#1
kungfu jesus Member Joined: Apr 2008 Posts: 63 From: a van down by the river My Camera: Samsung SGH-T809	*Warning NWS* KfJ's Found Poop Series thread! Serious these pics r probably not for u** In this post I have three photos and three stories…. I should start by saying I am not a weirdo. I’ve just had three opportunities in the not to distant past to take some odd photos. I was clearing photos out tonight and noticed I kind of had a theme going so I thought what the heck why not post them and tell the stories about how I came to have these photos. Quite some time ago I walked into the restroom at work and headed for a stall. When I got to the stall this is what I found. I was so disgusted by the fact that my own coworkers (touted as some of the smartest people in the world) were so whack that they couldn't be bothered with flushing such a colossal beast that I simply had to take a picture. I'm being completely honest when I say I don't know why I felt the need to photograph the poop but i did. Once I had the photo I ended up showing it to a couple folks and even made it the picture that shows up when my ex wife calls my cell. At this point I assume you know what’s coming so continuing to scroll is your choice. One day about a month ago now I was sitting at my desk when my coworker comes in and tells me I have to come with him to see something. Idiot that I am I go… We get to the restroom and he tells me to plug my nose and check out the middle stall. I idiot that I am I do it. Here is what I found. Look closely and you will see clothing, poop, an uncountable number of ass gaskets, and of course toilet paper. Seems someone in my building had an early morning accident and ended up removing and then shoving all of his clothes into the toilet. Socks… undies… shirt… and pants are all in there. Somehow all his clothes made it into the toilet but when it came to actually shitting in the toilet he missed. Twice. So by now my wife knows me as poop photog and one day while out on a walk she headed for some public restrooms. When she got there the door was closed but not locked. Seems someone before her thought that the doors were locked and didn’t have time to check see if they really were or not. Naturally when she returned the first thing she says to me is “baby do you have your camera?” I said of course I do. Why?

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03-19-2009, 07:58 AM	#2
MotoPhotog Senior Member Joined: Mar 2008 Posts: 486 From: Federal Way, WA My Camera: Nikon Point Shoot	Curiousity got the best of me so i checked this out on my BB. Though i laughed at your commentary particularly about scenario 2... You are a sick and twisted dude!!!

03-24-2010, 10:54 PM	#5
kungfu jesus Member Joined: Apr 2008 Posts: 63 From: a van down by the river My Camera: Samsung SGH-T809	Havent been around much. Was overseas for much of the winter. Glad to be back in town though. The weather has been great so I've been getting in some great hikes. Between the travel, the divorce and breaking my leg last year i haven't been able to get out in a long time so i'm starting slow. Did an overnight last weekend and found an outhouse along the way. first thing that came to mind when i opened the door was this thread.